12月8日の日記

そんなこと言いながら甘えるのが男性だと思う。　

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Every man should get married some time; after all， happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb

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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn’t， they’d be married too.
--H. L. Mencken

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing，
they marry later; for another thing， they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
- U2

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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles， everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles， everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife，
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere， but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
--Anonymous

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I asked my wife， "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said，"Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her， "How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go， she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck， yelling，
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled，
"No， jump in."
--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to
married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."
--Anonymous

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the
frontdoor， who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he’ll shut up after u let him in!
--Anonymous